The following are real Google results for “Why does Apple hate”. They’re all blog or forum posts.
- Why does Apple hate Flash?
- Why does Apple hate its customers?
- Why does Apple hate the earth?
- Why does Apple hate Brooklyn?
- Why does Apple hate Apple TV?
- Why does Apple hate Canada?
- Why does Apple hate the Middle East?
- Why does Apple hate HDMI?
- Why does Apple hate numbers?
- Why does Apple hate me?
Because you touch yourself at night, that’s why.
Apple Juice dried for your sins.
