Stephen Colbert’s monologues while at home with their smaller and bigger mishaps are giving me life.

ALDER!

(Ich entschuldige mich für diesen obskuren Metawitz.)

Certain behaviours of my 2016 MacBook Pro baffle me. Earlier today this happened:
The left side Thunderbolt ports stopped accepting power, then my USB mouse stopped working, a few seconds later the HDMI signal cut out. The right side worked and a reboot fixed everything. 🤔 😕

Working from the garden. My dog walks over to her empty water bowl, showing me she’s thirsty. I take the bowl, walk inside, rinse it, fill it with fresh water, and take it outside again. She sniffs it, walks inside to drink from the bowl in the kitchen and comes back out. 🤦🏻‍♂️

This little, new blackbirb was sunbathing and warming its butt on warm tiles of our terrace a few days back. Smart birb.

These two titanium Wolftooth Morse Cages just replaced the magnetic Fidlock bottles I had on there. When shouldering my bike, I’ve sometimes detached the Fidlock bottles in the most inexpedient moments. Moving the otherwise rock-solid Fidlock system to my road bike.

Bin gespannt, ob unsere Bundesregierung das Richtige tut und Unternehmen, die jetzt nach Subventionen schreien, vorschreibt, dass diese Steuergelder nicht für Boni, Dividenden, oder Aktienrückkäufe verwendet werden dürfen.

“Can’t Hold Us” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Ray Dalton is one of those songs that always gets me to bob my head wildly.

Well, now I finally know where Oreos come from.

4 May be with you.